命题作文我的理想

550字
主题:童年反抗、教育失衡、生存实感、荒诞正义、底层视角

初中英语作文范文:命题作文《我的理想》

《我的理想》(作者:某四年级小学生,男,父母在菜市场贩鸡)

我的理想是做一坨鸡屎,一坨又大又臭的鸡屎。

我首先要去臭死我的同学___,因为他欠了我的五毛钱一直不还,上课还拿我的本子乱划。

我还要臭死我的班主任,她每次找我谈话都是收钱,收这么多的钱,我要臭死她。

我还要臭死数学老师,这个学期我每次考试都不及格,其实我能及格的,但是他不让我抄。

我还要臭死校长,为什么星期一的升旗仪式他可以在台上讲话,我们要在下面淋雨。

最后我要臭死自己,我臭死这么多人,警察一定拉我去坐牢,我不要坐牢,我把自己也臭死。

my ideal (author : a fourth-grade students, male, parents markets selling chickens) is the ideal, i do yituo droppings, yituo big smelly droppings. i go to my classmates chousi ___, because he owes me the money has not also gave. i also take classes in the book is zoned chaos. i also _iusi my class, i find her remarks are each collect so much money, i would like to chousi her. i also _iusi math teacher this semester every time i passed the e_amination is not, in fact, i can pass. but he will not let me copy. i also _iusi principals, why he can stage a flag-raising ceremony monday speech, we should be below drenched. finally, i would like to chousi myself, i _iusi so many people, a police officer and pulling to jail, i will not go to jail. i also chousi.

精选读者点评

“鸡屎”当理想写,胆子真大!字里行间全是憋着的委屈和没处说理的火气,五毛钱、收钱谈话、不许抄、淋雨升旗……不是胡闹,是真疼。下次试试把“臭死”换成“捂住耳朵跑开”,力气还在,但光透进来了。

命题作文我的理想

500字
主题:童年委屈、权力感知、家庭处境、教育公平、自我消解、荒诞抵抗

《我的理想》(作者:某四年级小学生,男,父母在菜市场贩鸡)

我的理想是做一坨鸡屎,一坨又大又臭的鸡屎。

我首先要去臭死我的同学___,因为他欠了我的五毛钱一直不还,上课还拿我的本子乱划。

我还要臭死我的班主任,她每次找我谈话都是收钱,收这么多的钱,我要臭死她。

我还要臭死数学老师,这个学期我每次考试都不及格,其实我能及格的,但是他不让我抄。

我还要臭死校长,为什么星期一的升旗仪式他可以在台上讲话,我们要在下面淋雨。

最后我要臭死自己,我臭死这么多人,警察一定拉我去坐牢,我不要坐牢,我把自己也臭死。

my ideal (author : a fourth-grade students, male, parents markets selling chickens) is the ideal, i do yituo droppings, yituo big smelly droppings. i go to my classmates chousi ___, because he owes me the money has not also gave. i also take classes in the book is zoned chaos. i also _iusi my class, i find her remarks are each collect so much money, i would like to chousi her. i also _iusi math teacher this semester every time i passed the e_amination is not, in fact, i can pass. but he will not let me copy. i also _iusi principals, why he can stage a flag-raising ceremony monday speech, we should be below drenched. finally, i would like to chousi myself, i _iusi so many people, a police officer and pulling to jail, i will not go to jail. i also chousi.

精选读者点评

心里堵着多少事啊……鸡屎是臭的,可字字都冒着热气,比那些“当科学家”的作文真多了。五毛钱、淋雨、抄作业,全是就在身边日子。别急着改错别字,先摸摸他手心烫不烫。

我的同桌

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主题:童年趣事、校园生活、幽默表达、同伴关系、童言无忌

“啊,又放_了,跑啊,逃命啊!”我又发脾气了,不过,这真的很令我生气。我的同桌是个蛮不讲理的人,面色黝黑,堪称“黑铁蛋”。他虽然长得像tfboys中的王俊凯,但,但,就他那性质……简直无法比喻!它不仅是一个典型的“非洲黑人”,而且还自封“放_大王”。但这封号并不夸张,他的那一股“毒”气,足以熏死上百人,和他坐同桌,简直就是坐牢!而那“烟雾迷漫”,就是“大型”!我们四人小组不禁感慨“相_,相_,你真酷。臭_,臭_,一大肚。丝丝毒气往外‘吐’,臭的是天翻地覆。上天,上天,我们真的很无辜。”哎,谁来救救我!

三年级:潘孝函

精选读者点评

黑铁蛋、放_大王、烟雾迷漫……这词儿咋想出来的?笑出声!把臭写成“天翻地覆”,还编起打油诗,三年级能这么闹腾又笔触有力,真行!往后下回“_”换成字,老师才敢念出来啊。